Guys In The Tanning Salon
by Janet
(Augusta, Georgia)
Beautiful Beach and Seaguls
I worked in a tanning salon in the late 80's. I had a few male customers. One use to fall asleep and I had to beat on the door to wake him up EVERYTIME. It would take a very long time to wake him up and would cause other customers to have to wait. My Boss finally told me he had to bring an alarm clock. When I told him this, he did not think it was funny.
Another guy was paying me one day and he dropped a Crown Royal bag on the desk. He hurriedly picked it up and stuck it in his pocket. I am a VERY nosy person and I asked him what the Crown Royal bag was for. He was embarrassed, but he said he put his privates in the bag and pulled the drawstring to tan. I told the Boss and she thought it was hilarious. She brought a box of baby socks to sell the guys. No one bought any. lol